Farscape on Blu-Ray!

[caption id="attachment_588" align="alignright" width="244" caption="88 episodes! 427 commentaries! 13,034 special features!"]Farscape Blu-Ray boxed set[/caption] The Farscape Blu-Ray release is now on sale! And a thing of beauty it is indeed. However... it's not entirely complete. Alas, here are the top ten things that were (sadly) omitted from the box set:

10.) Original profanity-laden dialog tracks before Sci Fi made us replace everything with “frell” and “dren”

9.) Discarded early version of the pilot ep “Premiere” with Guy Pearce and Cate Blanchett as Crichton and Aeryn

8.) Shelved script for Farscape/Buffy/Xena/SG1 crossover episode; fanfic writer from whom we stole it threatened lawsuit

7.) Rejected costume design sketches: Aeryn's muumuu, Rygel's thong, Scorpius's tutu, Crichton's plaid T

6.) Never-aired Episode 89, a backdoor pilot for Scorpius/Natira/Furlow spinoff sitcom

5.) New commentary tracks that comment on the previous commentary tracks (“What? That's a LIE!”)

4.) Video of rehearsals for aborted live show featuring costumed ice skaters (aka “Farscapades”)

3.) Three words: Muppet Sex Tape (aka “Hynerial Disease,” a very special Rygel episode)

2.) Brian, Rock, DK, Monj, Ben, Claude, and Ricky doing dramatic readings of selected fanfic

And the number one thing omitted from the Farscape Blu-Ray boxed set:

1.) “Jeremiah Crichton” (No, scratch that, it's on there, but the vote was very close.)

26 Comments

  1. Mreen says:

    At least Jeremiah Crichton has John (finally) losing it with all the human putdowns, and the lightsabre duel.

    Don’t you think you could at least Lucas out the screaming blue monkeys?

    (and I personally would love to hear the commentaries on the other commentaries . I mean it has to be better than the Starlog interviews where they’d quote actors out of context to another to rev up the backstabbing.)

    • Lose the screaming blue monkeys?! But they’re so handsome!

      I think they’re not going to release the commentaries on the commentaries until they record some new commentaries on the commentaries on the commentaries. (Perhaps in 3-D.)

      • Mreen says:

        Oooh 3D. Everyone likes it better in 3D.
        *thinks over the aliens in Ugly Truth* On the other hand, maybe it’s best not to make it look like they’re just jumping on the bandwagon with everyone else … and something something original artistic intent something integrity.

        ..tho a commentary on the commentary of the commentary on the commentaries in 3D could make MST get right back on the air. Rygel and Pilot with Johnny looming outside the TV bickering over thrown popcorn while Brian complains they are ripping off his Muppets in Space commentary.

        If you find the blue monkeys too handsome to lose, could we at least dub over their lines? Preferably in a language untranslated to humans, of course.

  2. Bob Hutchinson says:

    I did NOT threaten to sue about the crossover. I believe the word “drive by” was bandied about, but not a lawsuit. Lawyers cost money.

  3. PersiaRose says:

    HOLY CRAP I would pay good money to listen to Claude reading FanFic or anything frankly.

    Also it’s terribly sad that the episode “Hynerial Disease” was never made. There really does need to be more awareness about it to take away the stigma. *nods*

  4. Marieelise0928 says:

    Cate Blanchett?? Was Meryl Streep not available?!

    I almost responded to the last post about what a treat it was to see you til I realized it was from the 2010 con! In any event, it was a TREAT! Hope to catch you again soon (Dragoncon??) and this time I won’t leave early, even if Ben Browder is doing SHIRTLESS photo ops down the hall!

    I like the sitcom idea? Too bad “Three’s Company” is already taken – “Badder Than You” maybe? “Two Girls, A Guy, and a Wormhole Fixation”? I’ll work on it…

  5. kink says:

    Damn you all, I had to buy a Blu-Ray Player!!!!! 🙂

  6. Thinkum says:

    Passed the computer to Fred to read this entry, and he quite literally LOL’ed. We’ve been working our way through the blu-ray set, and had just gotten to your #1…

    Missed seeing everyone (again) this year. Looking forward to your fabricat– er, that is, colorful renderings, of events at the con. 😉

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